It started innocently enough. I was admiring my tomatoes, plump, green, full of promise, when I noticed something horrifying. The bottoms were turning black. Not dramatic, gothic black. More like “forgot to pay the calcium bill” black. Blossom‑end rot. The name sounds poetic, but it’s really just nature’s way of saying, “You messed up yourContinue reading “Rage Garden War Journal: Rot and Ruin”
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Rage Garden War Journal: The Hornworm War
A caffeine‑fueled gardener faces hornworm invasions, dramatic plants, and a hilarious nutrient deficiency crisis. Rage becomes devotion, compost becomes therapy, and nitrogen becomes redemption.
Rage Garden Reality Check: What You Thought You’d Harvest vs. What Actually Showed Up
Reflect on the comedic chaos of an unexpected zucchini harvest, highlighting the gap between garden planning and reality. It offers creative storage solutions and ways to utilize excess produce, like cooking, crafting, and trading. Emphasizing resilience, it encourages adjusting future planting based on actual yields and making the most of abundance.
