The garden stands in full glory, shimmering like a battlefield after victory. I’m sunburned, caffeinated, and emotionally compromised, but the tomatoes are magnificent — smug little suns pretending they grew themselves. This is the coronation of chaos, where hornworms fall, blight retreats, and the gardener reigns in compost‑stained glory. I eat my victory straight off the vine, dirt and all, and declare, “This is the flavor of survival.” The Rage Garden doesn’t rest in peace; it reigns in power, sarcasm, and a thin layer of soil.
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Rage Garden War Journal: The Crown of Red Suns
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