Rage Garden Triumph
You battled bitterness, beetles, and serpentine chaos, yet your cucumbers thrived. Now you stand in the garden, coffee in hand, holding crisp proof of your power. Look at the healthy thing you made. In the Rage Garden, victory tastes green, cool, and gloriously earned.
Tag Archives: anything agriculture
Zucchini Overlords and Other Lessons in Abundance
Every gardener faces the zucchini uprising — that moment when your garden turns from peaceful patch to green empire.
You plant two, maybe three, and suddenly you’re negotiating with vegetables that multiply faster than rabbits.
But fear not, brave grower. From baking and grilling to freezing and disguising, there are endless ways to reclaim your kitchen and your sanity.
Lock your car doors, Indiana — the Overlords are here.
The Corn Myths We Tell Ourselves
The Corn Myths We Tell OurselvesCorn isn’t just a crop — it’s a trickster god with a wicked sense of humor.
It rewards devotion with worms, windstorms, and humility.
Every stalk is a sermon, every harvest a confession.
Step into the Corn War Journal and learn why rage can be sacred, rebellion fertile, and failure divine.
