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Lavender: The Soft-Spoken Assassin of the Rage Garden
Lavender doesn’t bloom for your approval—it thrives on grit, neglect, and tactical pruning. In the rage garden, it’s a drought-tolerant assassin: repelling pests, summoning pollinators,…
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How to Grow Mint Without Losing Your Garden: Tactical Tips to Tame the Chaotic Neutral Herb
🌿 Mint: The Garden’s Chaotic Neutral 🌿 Think mint is just a harmless herb? Think again. This rogue-class plant will flavor your tea, soothe your…
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Thyme to Rage: Tactical Herb Wisdom for the Resilient Garden
Ready to hex your harvest and reclaim your soil? Dive into rage gardening with tactical herb wisdom—sage, rosemary, and thyme like you’ve never seen. Folklore…
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Rosemary Magic: Witchy Garden Wisdom for Resilient Herb Growing
Sage Against the Machine: Grow, Harvest, and Hex with Purpose 🌿 Ready to rage against the monoculture? This fall, reclaim your soil and your sovereignty…




